onthetoilet
215 reviews
Likes racing school buses:.. Loves skiing into people
21 Mar 2023
Review Report
Putting her foot down:.. Along with her career
17 Mar 2023
Silicon Valley Bank:.. Literally broke after getting woke
"Be kinder":.. Apart from kidney donors
11 Mar 2023
Trust the science:.. His science
6 Mar 2023
Get woke:.. Go broke
"My kids get nothing":.. "Here's a 51 million dollar penthouse"
20 Feb 2023
George Santos:.. Living a lie
4 Feb 2023
"Abolish the police":.. "Protect my car"
Ban gas stoves:.. Apart from hers
23 Jan 2023
Pete Buttigieg:.. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
19 Jan 2023
Rules for thee:.. Not for he
12 Jan 2023
Rules for thee:.. Not for they
Just like Shaggy:.. "It Wasn't Me"
8 Jan 2023
Hates games:.. Especially chess
Loves games:.. Especially chess
Sam Bankman-Fried:.. Sleeping with one eye open
3 Jan 2023
Harry styles:.. Hiding in plain sight
26 Dec 2022
Just like the royal family:.. Dysfunctional
20 Dec 2022
Will Smith:.. The new Chrissy Teigen
15 Dec 2022
Loves her privacy:.. Hates our environment
14 Dec 2022
Full time nuclear cleaner:.. Part time luggage thief
10 Dec 2022
Left to rot:.. His only crime was serving his country
8 Dec 2022
